@lambdagrrl "oh, there's someone knocking at the door! i wonder who that could be? [peeks thru window] ah, it's my neighbour Mr. Anton LeVay!"

"hello Mr. Rogers! i brought over a present for you."

"oh, i see it's a bunch of black bird feathers and a dark red candle. say hello to my television friend, Anton."

"hello underlings!"

"[turns to camera] do you have any black bird feathers? they're just like other bird feathers, but they're black. your parents might have a candle like this. the light can be really pretty. but it needs fire, which your parents will have to do. ask them about it at your home's next offering to the spirits ceremony"