concept: replying to posts where people offhandedly reference using FLOSS software with suggestions to use Windows ME instead
"So in libreoffice i-"
"ummm have you considered switching to Microsoft Office Home Edition 2003?"
"why are you using Gimp when you could be using KidPix"
@a_breakin_glass @shel Why are you using Windows 3.1? Why not OS/2?