The things I do for romance.
(Jeppson's Malört is an insanely foul liquor, which @zebratron2084 was stupid enough to mention having a desire for that will go forever unfulfilled due to difficulties getting it this far away from Chicago. I am *perfectly willing* to pay almost as much in shipping as the bottle itself costs to see the look on their faces when I make them drink multiple shots of this stuff.)
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