Hélenby de Troy @oxyvolt@witches.town

"Hey, I kinda like the new season of Celebrity Big Brother because I'm human trash who enjoys reality TV and also Courtney Act is there. I wonder if I should check the subreddit, some of them are actually dec-"

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

"I've made a terrible mistake"

Having to choose between listening to music while playing a game or enjoying the game's soundtrack is hell

I'm in hell right now

@The_T Yeah, makes sense. I only had a vague interest (mostly curiosity) in it until I had the occasion to try it by just popping a brownie in my mouth (a friend had made it) and enjoying myself.

@The_T I'm not saying you have to do it ofc, I understand, but you seemed interested so I just thought I'd let you know

@The_T even over the Internet (maybe a voice call) would be ok, I think. I could be that person tbh, I partake pretty often and I’ve already taken care of a beginner.

@The_T you should try edibles instead if you’re interested! There are some good alternatives to get high without fucking up your lungs, I feel like smoking weed is just the simplest and probably cheapest way.

But if you do try it, probably have someone with some experience doing it with you. They can help you work out through unknown feelings and sensations.

@luluberlu @Juliette Je croyais que c'était la personne qui devait lui dire oui

@AliceinCrystalTokyo 😎

@soza heureusement parce que le sperme c'est pas super gastronomique non plus

@Hiraelle Patoune est adorable mais honnêtement te voir parler d’elle, ça l’est encore plus je pense

@Teenwhistle le « insupportable » de quelqu’un c’est le « grave pipou » de quelqu’un d’autre

Des fois je me demande s’il y a pas une mauvaise fée qui vient pendant que je dors et qui m’unfollow des gens

@koyuawsmbrtn yesssss I love Yelle

@Concerned_Commy I’m sorry for all the dicks

@Concerned_Commy omg i was legit just thinking about this one