Oh, right, that reminds me. I've been meaning to tell you: I've been your DM this whole time. For your whole life. You're now level 3. As of today, you have more hit points.
Kinda weird, though, that to date you still haven't made a single successful saving throw.
@signalstation this makes too much sense not to be true. Can I use Pray and ask a single question or is it a higher level? I forget
@signalstation thank god I play a cleric
@signalstation (this is just reminding me how long it's been since I've actually played a tabletop game and I'm suffering intensely)
@oxyvolt
Very on-brand dialogue! 10 pts.