little witch olliecademia✅ @oliver@witches.town
OLIVER/OLLIE/OJ ★ ze/they ★ actuallyautistic ★ inane thoughts & complaining mostly ★ @ojdaye@twitter.com
finally i can... go... somewhere else........
I FINALY GOT
A LIBRARY CARDDDDDDDD
Reminder! Have you:
- taken all your medication?
- had enough water to drink?
- stood up in the last half-hour?
- smiled in the last half-hour?
- told someone you love them today?
dog is sleeping... on my bed.
i want to be sleeping on it :(
DOG SNORE DOG SNORE
house phone: (rings when im home alone)
me: not today binch...
Small dog is very anxious lately she is very bark
Realtalk would kill for some garlic potaters and this twosday morning
@typhlosion (sweats nervously as my fake mustache begins to slide off)
I'm reading a fic that's doing the "wacdonalds" thing but. its a fanfic. I don't think the copyright infringement thing can be avoided
My name is Reasonable... Reasonable Humanbeing
Some fanfic: modern au where x is a retired gold medalist belly flop champ who now runs a daycare for depressed fish, Y makes artisanal lampshades for a living but secretly wants to invent an easy way to hold 3 cups at once.. When their paths cross, will they find love??? Read and find out
Me: 👀HELL YEAH👀
playing Winston in total mayhem Afficher plus
UPDATE my casseroles???? Extremely good. I'm amazing
I'm so tired but this time I actually have a reason to be
Had to do a bunch of shit last-minute for this party because the hosts couldn't decide what they wanted until the day of 🙃 got these casseroles in the oven with only 20mins to spare