little witch olliecademia✅ @oliver@witches.town

apple juice and milk

homestuck bad

I feel like I spent so long placating right-leaning friends that I'm Not That Kind Of Socialist that now that they've left me anyway I wanna yell FUCK MEN/DOWN WITH CIS/etc etc for a bit

my friends: (says anything 2 me)
me: (googles what ther fuck that means)

https://witches.town/media/IWqJEjFtj9A6EMR-1_Y this is my favourite overwatch screencap

This is mean but I hate that I can't talk about feeling dysphoria w cis friends bc it makes them too depressed. & I don't want to put trans friends thru that sort of talk. guess I'll die

I send that "got home safe" text
-coming back from a long drive
-leaving your house late at night
-surviving Costco

Costco

I was gone for like 2-3 weeks and dog forgot the commands I taught her lol...

anyways, life comes at you fast

i completely forgot that i made the first tweet but i DO remember that the author of the johannes cabal series did a thread on ~fun facts~ about his characters, including the fact that the titular johannes cabal is not a virgin

which is what prompted me to make that second tweet. he quote-rt'd me almost instantly, which tells me 1) he namesearches 2) he DEFINITELY saw the first tweet https://witches.town/media/ELJPaVeL7gQkU9SOOs0

i would love it if lesbian fingernail jokes would die

pardon me, i meant, "deus ex nutz"

deus ex nuts

chewing on bad tumblr discourse because i'm a goblin and i still read my dash for some reason

google....... can i look up art references 4 overwatch girls without weird fetish shit, maybe

i love to get triggered and die

DV on tv in the other room while i'm trying to eat lunch ^______________^ anyways i want to die