I feel like I spent so much of my childhood letting adults online be weird and prey on me that every time I see a kid go "don't follow me if you're over 18" I wanna cry with joy. You fucking go! Set those boundaries!!! You own this space!!!
ive done nothing but play overwatch for 2 days because my mouse usb connector was in my bag when a car ran over it so when i go home i will not be able to borrow a mouse for a while
Me: hey internet what will
hormones do to my junk
Internet: ok first off let me explain what transgender means
i'm an ana main but only in total mayhem
@Tom im crying tom
@Tom EVERYONE HAS MUSCLES, WE'RE MADE OF MEAT
@Tom TWINKS CAN HAVE MUSCLES. TWINKS CAN HAVE MUSCLES, TOM
not to start a fandom fight but if you think lucio isnt a twink fuck you
@oliver https://mastodon.social/media/NNmvzQLWIOu5kEJSYQs i'm watching a series-inclusive mario party game and i remembered u like dis boi
@catterfly oh my godddddd
A rando added me on Overwatch even though I didn't say anything funny in chat which I think means I'm ok at this game now
late capitalism; walmart Afficher plus
@kitsch you invtented the sun
woof woof wats for lunch lol
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sjdfg normally the first 1 or 2 times it happens people wise up and stay on the objective but they kept running back to assist me and then running right back up to spawn for the whole game. i mean it was training so its not like we were in any danger but Still
oh boy we're on defense i love playing defense *my entire team spawn camps and i constantly have to guard the point from back capping* why