whoops today went from bad to really bad
My girlfriend: I love you
Me: And that's your fault
i can't wait for my girlfriend to come back and read this and realize Emily was a mistake
PUTT PUTT TRAVELS INTO THIS DICK
Girlfriend showing me to new partners like "and this is your metamour" but it's too late, I have already lowered my disguise to reveal a buzzing swarm of bees, early 2000's memes and the entirety of humongous games point and click adventures
Do you think Infinite chuckles?
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Potential Break Up Song is still a nostalgia blast but the more i listen to it the more i realize it's toxic as fuck and kinda hate that it's seen as female empowering cuz it's just, so, bad.
FATE EXTELLA IS COMING TO PC
FUUUUUUCK
kink? lewd? Afficher plus
my bank just sent me a letter that started with "do you have all the money you need for college" like lets stop pretending
awful lewd jokes Afficher plus
pup go to work
The more I work, the less I think jobs need to exist. This *gestures wildly* is just mindless busywork, a self perpetuating machine of human misery, and is in no way necessary in the allocation of scarce resources to those who need them.
uh, implied kink? Afficher plus
I kinda want Japan to make a successful "Kantai Collection except with United States Presidents".
Grade-school president projects will never be the same again.
maybe i should pursue that modelling career that my ex and also my therapist encouraged
shamelessly lifting this off of r/traa https://witches.town/media/6j34eDYHh20s30bkloE
I'M MAD AT HOW MUCh I ENJOY THEse StuPID THINGS