Emma-rin karin @ohtorifightclub@witches.town

what if you had a fighting game character who's completely useless, follows a basic ai pattern of movement BUT they're quantum linked to the opponents fighter so no matter where you are the attacks will be in range of connecting, you have some moves to de quantum link and protect your character in a pinch but MOSTLY YOU"RE JUST ATTACKING SOMEONE AT ALL TIMES AT THE COST OF BEING 'THE MOST VULNERABLE THING EVER CODED

I REALLY LIKE FIGHTING GAMES AND WISH I WAS A GAME DESIGNER SO I COULD FUCKING MURDER THE FORMULA THEN MUTILATE THE BODY

If I made a fighting game it'd just be a turn based rpg encounter where you use mana to react for your opponents moves also it's probably more fucking complicated than a game of dwarf fortress tbh can you imagine the list of things I'd have to let you do at any given time

My name is Buck and I like to [RESPECT WOMEN]

I will always retoot that matrix post because it's SO GOOD

Happy first day of pride we cancelled fucking sense8

Avast thinks deadcells is a virus and now it won't let me update it, please advise

I love god

Grapes

Over

Disneyworld

Emily i'm into some fucked up shit and i think it makes me a bad person"

EVERYONE IS INTO SOME DARK UNETHICAL WACKO SEX SHIT THEY NEVER SHARE WITH ANYONE TRUST ME. YOU'RE NOT A SERIAL KILLER!

Here I'll start. I find execution like actions inexplicably and terrifyingly hot and for a while I thought that made me a terrible person inside. Fact: Someone is into some worse shit than you are and it doesn't say anything about them or their strength of character

Take: BDSM is abusive

Retort: NOT AS ABUSIVE AS 75% OF INTERNALIZED EXPECTATIONS OF VANILLA SEXUAL INTERACTIONS

what if i just spent 24 hours spouting sex hot takes

Them: BDSM is misogynistic

Me: YOU. HAVE. A. BRAIN. SMALLER. THAN. A. CHEERIO

"Hey emily I like this kinky stuff i see"

Cool!

"But I'm asexual"

So??? Ace people can be kinky if they want to be! There's this bad assumption that kink has to be sex, it doesn't! Kink doesn't have to be anything but what you want it to mean. Do you like calling your girlfriend miss but don't like getting hurt? That's ok! Kink is personal! Want to be tied up and abused but don't have any desire for sex? That's cool too!

"but isn't submitting to someone sexual?"

Only if you make it that way! Never let anyone else tell you about "real kink" cuz they're fucking stupid, your relationship is real. Standards are dumb

"who's the semi popular internet girl"

oh thats emily, she writes about the fucc

"Hey Emily I'm vanilla"

Cool! You do you! Kinky people exist. Some might ask if you want to get a little deviant. It's up to you! You may just happen to have kinky friends. TRUST THAT YOUR FRIEND IS A GOOD PERSON. Saying "bdsm is just abuse" is one of the biggest issues we face to this day and it's honestly none of your fucking business what I do with a consenting partner in bed. Kinky people take extreme precautions to be safe and nothing they do in the privacy of their home will affect your sex life in any way! Curious? Give it a shot! freaked out by it? It's not for everyone! It is for some though and it's nice to respect that

Hey emily I'm a switch-

GOOD FUCKING LUCK! Hope you like topping because that's most of what people will want from you! that said don't feel pressured to fill a role. If you aren't in the mood for the usual then don't do the usual. This isn't an option of everyone but being poly or at least having open relationship status will help because finding another switch is fucking difficult. Lots of people will be confused by your existence because binary systems! Fuck em! You can worship one peep and step on another and it doesn't make you any kind of "fake sub" or "fake dom" also the alpha and beta shit is BS, fuck it

"Hey Emily how do I introduce myself to submissives?"

Obligatory joke of haha you don't have to do any work for that you're a rare resource. Anyways, actual advice! Be yourself! Don't be the dominant, be you! Absolutely do not treat anyone you're first interacting with as if they're a sub, treat them like a person, because they are. DON'T. BE. A. DICK. They don't know you, they don't want to kneel at your feet trust me. Avoid the ones that do for the most part. It's true that dommes do tend to be harder to find and thus pathetic people will throw themselves at you, don't settle! Like em? Hurt em!

"Hey Emily, I'm a sub, how do I introduce myself to dominants"

As yourself! You're not a sub, you're a unique and wonderful individual and that's what anyone wants to know about in a relationship! Overlapping sexual tastes? Great! But that will not a relationship make. Let people get to know unadulterated uncensored you! If they like you like that I guarantee they'll wonder how much they'd like you at the end of a leash.