Mom: Emily I was doing your laundry and I found a receipt for /airdash fighters/ in your coat pocket

Me: Mom I just play those games for the stories I swear!!!

My computer: Oooooooooh!

Mom: What was that?

Me: Nothing! Just-just listening to music *sweating bullets*

Mom: Are you...is that E V O

*shamed for life, will never live this down*