while walking today i found an unopened, intact-seeming chocolate-banana flavor "superfood"/protein bar on a knee-height wall and brought it home because i am a savage

despite delivering "100% of your daily fruits and vegetables" it tastes first like banana and then kinda vegetably-dirt. it is covered in flavorless -- but non-dairy, importantly -- chocolate. brown stuff, at any rate

carbs were high by my standards but overall modest because i guess dirt is pretty low-carb

i give this street food 2.3 out of 5 proprietary superfood blends

i received this product at a discounted price in exchange for my honest and unbiased review