ok i should sleep
ugh i should wander back into more than my corner of random undefined witchery but i really dont care enough to
General Dunford: "Mister president, before we launch these I'm going to need you to authenticate *cracks open red plastic envelope*"
President Trump, cracking open his own: "covfefe"
Dunford: No, no! We've been over this. Phonetics.
PT, shouting in fake military tone: CAT OWL VOLE FOX EGRET FOX EGRET
Dunford, dragging palm over face: CHARLIE OSCAR VICTOR FOXTROT ECHO FOXTROT ECHO. identity confirmed and authenticated. Mister President, your key?
<narrator voiceover:> and on that day, the world was saved by the president of the united states refusing to carry his own keys
you fools. seven characters.
its the launch codes
all of me hurts its not fair
[sex, toys]
intentionally not CWing this because its a question:
does anyone have recommendations for thigh harnesses?
i wish it were less stress to find bras that fit so i wouldnt only have breasts in this shirt that only fits my breasts and is too loose for the rest of me https://witches.town/media/3SpEDKSo7Y2Ff0tgKAY
*makes grabby arms towards Massachusetts* missing some people pretty hard
[sex, toys]
intentionally not CWing this because its a question:
does anyone have recommendations for thigh harnesses?
for the love of every ancestor who had to do magic with horse piss and licorice root to get us to this point in history please do not take medical advice from medically-illiterate would-be deep stealthers on pink BBSes. i mean, do not take *any* advice from them, but please especially do not take their medical advice.
i wish it were less stress to find bras that fit so i wouldnt only have breasts in this shirt that only fits my breasts and is too loose for the rest of me https://witches.town/media/3SpEDKSo7Y2Ff0tgKAY
the curse of being both easily flustered/embarassed and clumsy
i reflexively hid my face behind my hands, knocking my glasses into orbit and me out of my chair, nice
oh since its not clear vOv is a shrugging person
you know what the new tracer skin reminds me of?
BRINK
hey if you're at wiscon and into either kink or sex toys and interested in how people are making theirs, either as DIY or small prototyping businesses, an acquaintance of mine is doing a meetup there https://twitter.com/alexandraerin/status/868301474195017728/photo/1
always carry heatsinks, folks
the jump in point here is infront of the white one and you jump THROUGH the middle one... https://witches.town/media/wLVBWoFdZlpFEaYmqmU
the weirdest argument i've ever heard to "cis people shouldnt just ask trans people for pronouns, they should ask everyone' https://witches.town/media/cTLXDbzFUOmYClG2l40