General Dunford: "Mister president, before we launch these I'm going to need you to authenticate *cracks open red plastic envelope*"

President Trump, cracking open his own: "covfefe"

Dunford: No, no! We've been over this. Phonetics.

PT, shouting in fake military tone: CAT OWL VOLE FOX EGRET FOX EGRET

Dunford, dragging palm over face: CHARLIE OSCAR VICTOR FOXTROT ECHO FOXTROT ECHO. identity confirmed and authenticated. Mister President, your key?

<narrator voiceover:> and on that day, the world was saved by the president of the united states refusing to carry his own keys