prisci @nightingaleyes@witches.town

That moment my therapist mentions that “I’m too afraid I’m going turn out to be super evil deep down” and I had to stop myself from joking on how I don’t mind being evil, as long as I’m that obviously super queer super villain, here to steal your girl (w her consent, of course)

When I’m tired at work all I want to do is lay down on my desk and wear my laptop as a hat to hide my face...

Arizona Robbins is the best person in the world,

Ugh I have a friend who’s reaching out to vent abou a guy she’s seeing and I have no idea what to say, and I hate that, and I want to be supportive but she all, but also she knows I’m against the guy, and she also knows shes too good for him, but I hate being that person, specially since I know nothing of dating, and she says the sex is good but I also don’t get how that’s enough, I just want people to not talk about that stuff but also I want to know what’s going on w m friend 😞

Lol, totally forgot to put a bra on, I guess I should before I leave, huh?

I just had a really long convo with my mom, and one of the topics was my sister and her ongoing bad decision making for her sex life... which you would think my mom would be super judgy about, but she was quite the opposite, mentioning 3ways, orgies and swinging and how people should do whatever makes them happy with however many people they want if it’s consensual. Can I just say how happy I am that that’s the mom I have?

Look at this cute little umbrella on the cover of Jane, Unlimited #books #currentlyreading

Good morning buddies!

@Sylvhem pretty good! How are you?

My punk rock androgynous hufflepuff vampire, here to steal your heart (and mine) #thesims

I’ve been trying to wear a binder sometimes, and today is the first time I’ve been ok with it... I still feel a little weird, like I’m not used to having my chest being pressed like that... but I like the way I look with them... I’m hoping to feel comfortable enough with it soon so I can finally wear it outside...

@nightingaleyes oh, it’s about a pipeline... lol, I’m less offended now 😕

About to start watching a Madam Secretary episode called Blame Canada, and as an almost Canadian, I’m already offended

My mastodon app was set to read toots and suddenly there was a random robot voice and I did not know it was coming from the app I thought the podcast I was listening to was pranking me...

Sometimes I find the fact that most of my coworkers are snarky AF fun, other times it’s just a reminder of how miserable our project is and we use snark to cope...#workrants

I’m the more experienced dev in my team right now, and we’re short on work cause a bunch of things got delayed, but we’ve found things to keep us busy... except the two new devs have decided that they should get ALL the dev work and I only have admin and upkeep and investigation bulshit, which is what I’ve been doing already for the most part of the past 2 years and I just want to code cool things and not the boring stuff just cause I have experience with the system, I’m so tired

Just saw someone on the birbsite describe Cheryl from #Riverdale as Evil Ginger Rachel Berry and my crush on her suddenly makes total sense... lol, jk, I always had a thing for gingers and evils