if you ever want me to fall in love with you make me these: https://www.autostraddle.com/18-pickle-recipes-for-trans-women-and-the-people-who-love-them-374939/
@morganastra omg buffalo pickle chips
@ohhoe they're so fucking good. I used to make them when I had a roommate with a deep fryer :D
@ohhoe no but that sounds amazing??? (or, actually, hm, maybe I have, honestly what's the difference between that and whole-grain mustard?)