im the san andreas fault of mastodon
* kinda well known
* shaky when disturbed
* in california
* constantly about to fuck it all up
*hugging intensifies*
honk if you are horny for consent
I'm here to shitpost and destroy linux and I'm all out of shitposts
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you've tried the fast fourier transform now try chronic fatigue syndrome
universal basic coffee
We are the Crystal Gems
You've really made the grade
And if you think we can't
We'll know whose shirts you wear
"huh what was that one webcomic with the 'hulaghulalag' thing"
"oh right jerkcity"
"wow it's still going"
"wow th..what he's the VP of engineering at Slack what"
tfw when you have a bunch of shit to do but you really just want to spend all your time giving e-hugs to folks on mastodon
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