kendall a changé de compte pour @morae@glitch.social :
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kendall @morae@witches.town

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i actually am a math person. i am made of numbers and lambdas and monads. i don’t see colors, i calculate wavelengths. i am the calculations. i am become math, ennumerator of worlds.

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tfw a girl you like (ok ok it's @nergdron) comes online and faves all yr bad toots 😍😍😍😍

oh my goddd it turns out the universe in which I am a gay girl is the happiest one and i'm very pleased to have discovered transdimensional travel

alcohol Afficher plus

wait wait i just want to make sure you know Afficher plus

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operational note:

iliana is not in washington from the 19th through the 28th

shitpost frequency may be reduced during this event

we apologize for any inconvenience

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@iliana @alyx lol your linux toots are always the fuckin coldest iliana

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*intro of super metroid voice* my linux desktop looks nice. the galaxy... is at peace.

Prelude> whomst = "whomst'd've" ++ drop 6 whomst
Prelude> take 100 whomst
"whomst'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd've'd'v"

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hey, quick life tip for you:

🚫 gaps!!!
🚫 no!!!
🚫 inefficient!!!

🐝 connected.
🐝 straight lines.
🐝 OPTIMIZED.

mastodon.social/media/4UDM9pJE

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@punsandpotions @nergdron @morae this entire thread is truly adorable shit ngl

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git clone genders/nightmare
cd nightmare
./configure
sudo make install
> Relax, you're an unimaginable horror now.

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sorry straights, kira nerys is gay now. i actually make the rules

2017: I have a headache
20XX: my exocortex won't stop data-mining shitposts

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@bea @LottieVixen @morae i will maybe look into prototyping this 🤔