kendall @morae@witches.town

Um, okay, one last bit of asking for help. I need work. I stand to lose my job in two weeks, I've done everything I can and have been working my ass off, but I still don't think I'll get off my PiP (Personal Improvement Plan). Does anyone know of dev jobs near Portland? I'll even take any jobs near Seattle. I've worked as associate dev for almost 4 years now and have been working since I've been 14. If anyone can help me secure an interview or has connections I'd be so thankful

please boost

It seems there is now a Japanese LGBTQ+ oriented instance at nijiato.nagoya which I suspect could be of interest to a lot of people here 💛💙💚

i saw this meme near when i first joined mastodon and i couldn't find it again so i recreated it in animated form enjoy

https://witches.town/media/erLPkXnxmYKGNxHjcHQ

Suddenly, Hestu : Breath_of_the_Wild https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/67hmqj/suddenly_hestu/ https://witches.town/media/H6KKSND4NNNghHCRc9w

Whenever I feel sad because my code isn't working, I like to watch How It's Made videos. Something about watching all of those complicated things happen flawlessly over and over gives me hope that somehow I will solve the problem in front of me.

They can automatically roll bagels. I can figure out why this exception is getting raised.

One thing that amuses me is the use of pain sticks by Klingons in star trek TNG as the French word pain (bread) is spelt the same as the English word pain (suffering). So I end up imagining Klingons hitting each other with bread sticks.

to stave off numbness, void help me, i have been learning about quartz crystals and temperature, and trying to correlate the tiny discrepancies in my computer's clock with the weather.

one day i will have it all figured out and only connect to an NTP server once a month

Powerpoint is Turing complete

oh god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdkxWqsk17c&feature=youtu.be

It's Friday and you know what that means!

It's time to shift all of the blame for the terrible things we've done to a goat. And then we have to parade the goat through the whole village and let the goat apologize to everyone.

The the goat is crowned and rules the village for the entire weekend. Hail Queen Goat! How you have suffered for us! Our souls are clean and you are damned to rule!

nightmare.coffee

@instance_names is a good bot

Hey English people, you know "yaourt" ? It means yoghurt. When a French sing an English song that he doesn't understand lyrics, we call it yaourt. I know all Depeche Mode's songs in yaourt. Like that :
youown
pessonow
djeezus
someotoo beliviu pway
someonookay