so we got a grill/sandwich maker for Christmas from my parents and matti just ran her hands across it

me: that looks very sexual matt
matti: i know right? i /feel/ very sexual about the grill
me: uhh... /please/ don't incorporate the grill in any sexual activities
me: and please don't put your foot on it
matti: but you do gotta admit
matti:
me:
matti: it /is/ pretty hot