mick maus [!flag] @mickmaus@witches.town

@candle Thread 1/3239: Call me Ishmael,

@Louvelune i am joking a bit but also did def eat something that doesnt agree with me

doctor: legumes milk and grains will kill your insides
me: im a level 9 vegan who just eats raw wheat pellets and ice cream for dinner

trips to the bathroom this morning so far: 5 🚩

@sir https://witches.town/media/OhQAun-3sCu8Fqhm3HU

@sir we could just hang it upside down :)

tfw you remember to bring your cobalt helmet to the gamma ray knife https://witches.town/media/MkYIATZDE0XybBcqg2g

i was away from the net for like 5 minutes did something happen to masto japan??

@candle THIS IS NOT REAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlOQuuLYavY

robot whom erotic

DRUNK POSTING ABOUT TOWELS AGAIN

still gonna make my millions selling a couples monogramed towel set that just says Theirs & Theirs

whoopsy tootsy i put a spelling accident in that last toot

#beerstime

@candle wow this is a very good 2017 reboot idea

do u think really lazy witches just put ajn 8 hour sleep curse on themselves when its time to go to bed

@lycaon yo! I made this weird point-and-trip / screen saver game https://jackaperkins.itch.io/colored-candles

come to berlin i will give you tours of the section of the ubahn 8 line that i know pretty okay

show you where the best vomit spots are