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mick maus [!flag] @mickmaus@witches.town

my uncle works at mastodon and he gave me the cheat code for unlocking the secret fifth column that gets you unlimited toots and invicibility

"i dont even know how they managed to secure VC without an e???"

can't wait until that mashable dude wakes up and finds out about the Oulipo instance

@bit_aspect i heard y'all have even more cases than german. it's such a foreign concept in english to use the genders of things and then "dent" them all to fit different cases! hats off to anyone who already knows 2+ languages :)

if you divide the money i pay for 6 hours of class per week by the extra 6 hours i do researching the actual grammar on my own, it's a very economical class!

because my teacher can't really speak english, we never get a satisfying answer about WHY things work they way they do. when you're in a language with 5 different ways to say "to", it's pretty important to have a definition in your own language!

@Napstakat @nicolai second this, hide all media on client side would be a really good and easy feature

@Alda I dont mind too much the automated news posting bots, especially when they're something interesting / political / noncommercial. I still think it's nicer when the instance is mostly real humans and friends who can interact with each other though.

@luluberlu ISM is trading low today though, its down to just an arm and a leg

truly this is a golden age for reworking birdsite memes into a much smaller funnier box

BORN TO TOOT
BIRDSITE IS FUCK
Jinx Em All 2017
I am shit post
410,757,864,530 FOLLOW BOTS

what are the good masto cheat codes?

@jk **jim carvey voice** some body stop him

word wide witch
im witch
grimoire-ado
rough writer
no i don't touch water
vexing this, six hexing this
stirring my cauldron
look it's like i told 'em