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the Star Wars Holiday Special has a scene where a guy is holding a piece of paper

by that token, it cannot possibly be part of the Star Wars universe.

i'm now officially your granny Afficher plus

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and whispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.”

I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!”

and the guy responded with, “Girl, there is no way in hell I am letting -you- dull my sparkle.”

✨ ❇ 🎇 ٩(◕‿◕。)۶ 🎇 ❇ ✨

boost this if you got a crush on me or you like chocolate pudding

sexism Afficher plus

i have this theory that culture, and cultural change travels across language lines

assimilation of culture is easier when you have grounds for understanding, otherwise you end up with a copy that looks like the original, but functions completely unexpectedly

transmutation, however is natural to the process. it happens more over distance (space/time), but most of all, for local context

finally, forcing culture, results in adoption thru least resistance (change), and unexpected side-effects.

meds Afficher plus

So if you only use profanity during the full moon, does that make you a swearwolf?

alternative option:

the new drugs i'm on are not … compatible … yet with me

tfw you don't know if you're too hungry or too nauseaus

i have new glasses that make me look like hipster ariel, so every time i pass a mirror, i'm like witches.town/media/u6be8-hWHNT

i've only once cut my hand while slicing an 🥑 , and that experience didn't transform me into a vengeful cartoony evil scientist who's only goal in life is to destroy 🥑 pits, so, i guess i don't get it

wouldn't we condemn 🥑s to the same fate we condemned 🍌s to?

the process:

- write toot

- replace all occurencs of "shit" with "thing", and "fuck" with "very"

- toot!

every time i switch windows on my computer, i forget what i was doing before, and switch to that task

it's a wonderful way of getting precisely nothing done.

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

*me, sitting in my apartment in short skirt and t-shirt in winter*

"it's cold"

Anthropologists are revisiting long-held beliefs about human evolution and the difficulty of human childbirth: undark.org/article/obstetrical (it's about time)