had an extremely important thought about jurrasic park i had while washing dishes:
if the scientists in jurassic park were able to successfully sequence dinosaur DNA — *why* didn't they notice it looks like bird DNA, and instead filled the plot holes in the DNA with that of frogs
ethical consumption under capitalism: vore
@deutrino how is 120G not enough?
@nergdron does it have pockets tho?
@soft_chomps i… i'm not so sure anymore
@soft_chomps something extremely good obviously
@masklayer i carry my yubikey bf around my neck on a pretty necklace, https://witches.town/@meena/99701646544213773
@masklayer pls consider a yubikey
i have my headphones in, but the music is just playing in my head
…it's also playing in my head when i take the headphones out…
anyway, the problem is, i don't know what music it is, so i can't play it *thru* the headphones anyway
@wxcafe where does that fit on the kids shouting McDonald's triangle?
an airplane is a just a bus with wings and a better track-record wrt crashes
but the whole process of booking a flight, getting to/from an airport, and into a plane is like bad Kafka fan-fiction
@Vann you've heard of SWATCH TIME
now get ready for
SMOOSH TIME
*universe collapses to a single point*
nice.
Fucking NUCLEAR take, implicit racism, seriously don't open this unless you're prepared it'll fuck you up Afficher plus
@soft_chomps which part are you unsure about?