👉@meena@glitch.social @meena@witches.town

@deutrino @tek wouldn't it be awesome if linux had a filesystem…

@Gaypow *looks up who michael crichton is*

ah…

hm… hated.

had an extremely important thought about jurrasic park i had while washing dishes:

if the scientists in jurassic park were able to successfully sequence dinosaur DNA — *why* didn't they notice it looks like bird DNA, and instead filled the plot holes in the DNA with that of frogs

@Maenad i'm ded

@Maenad h-hot

ethical consumption under capitalism: vore

@deutrino how is 120G not enough?

@nergdron does it have pockets tho?

@soft_chomps i… i'm not so sure anymore

@soft_chomps something extremely good obviously

@masklayer i carry my yubikey bf around my neck on a pretty necklace, https://witches.town/@meena/99701646544213773

@masklayer pls consider a yubikey

i have my headphones in, but the music is just playing in my head

…it's also playing in my head when i take the headphones out…

anyway, the problem is, i don't know what music it is, so i can't play it *thru* the headphones anyway

@soft_chomps https://botsin.space/@roboVann/99710867794184512

@wxcafe where does that fit on the kids shouting McDonald's triangle?

an airplane is a just a bus with wings and a better track-record wrt crashes

but the whole process of booking a flight, getting to/from an airport, and into a plane is like bad Kafka fan-fiction

@soft_chomps

@Vann you've heard of SWATCH TIME

now get ready for

SMOOSH TIME

*universe collapses to a single point*

nice.

@witchfynder_finder following Betteridge's law of headlines, we can answer this with *no*

@soft_chomps which part are you unsure about?