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@maunzikation wat

@theoutrider i wonder if i could make anicode (https://github.com/fisherman/anicode) any better by cutting it down just to the emoji section and adding a thesaurus

the perpetual dillemma: do i shave when i feel awful (and someone i follow asks for a selfie) or do i wait another day cuz i have an important appointment?

@Drulac yeah, i had some thoughts on that subject yesterday, https://witches.town/@meena/99644240491995159

i want to be able to put my finger on my identity

i want to put the tity in identity

i wanna put my finger on tity, ok.?

@catoutofbed r u a goth?

@catoutofbed oohhh~~ i wonder what the other 20% are ~~

@catoutofbed wait

are you real?

@wilkie @rummik our new stove top has its "buttons" on top

so you press on, and it beeps
then you press any button, and it beeps because the child (or cat in our case) lock is on
so you press the cat 🔒 for five seconds and then it beeps again
you set a timer, and it beeps for every button press
yeah, lotsa beeping the final one when it turns itself off after you turned off the last ring

@bogpunk this looks like one of those "what would our kid look like" — between Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds

@kibi i think before anyone can attempt to make a federated Facebook replace, we have to realise that this has the extremely high potential that the instance admin is an abusive family member who exactly controls all the interaction on their family instance

@catoutofbed hot.?

@witchfynder_finder @catoutofbed people at conferences do

i once have a talk on a subject that we have a canonical book in our community about, and asked the authors if they could give me a few copies to hand out at my talk to people who ask smart questions

i got about a dozen.

@kibi as i learned yesterday, diaspora is not working on it https://octodon.social/@Mainebot/99644081067458573

@GinnyMcQueen so why do we need all these counterfeit genders then?

@soft_chomps eventually.

@soft_chomps it obviously worked!

@soft_chomps it's my favourite one

when my fiancée and i only had started dating, i told her about it, then climbed up on a street sign and banged on the backside of it for effect. eyes mad crazy.

she was convinced i believed it.

@soft_chomps have you heard of the conspiracy theory that once the Aliens take over, they'll switch traffic to be driving on the left side of the road, their secret codes are already printed on the backside of our street signs, our betrayers.

these memories, today, sponsored by the DoD and Google: https://gizmodo.com/google-is-helping-the-pentagon-build-ai-for-drones-1823464533

fuck you, Eric “There’s a general concern in the tech community of somehow the military-industrial complex using their stuff to kill people incorrectly,” Schmidt, and fuck every spineless engineer that bows to you