wrong way to talk about Linux:
"it's like if you had to put your seat on an airplane together yourself, but instead of a crummy seat that barely reclines it's the beat seat you've ever sat in. And all you had to do was assemble it yourself."

right way to talk about Linux:
well the file explorer that comes with your distro probably sucks and won't let you open your 📱 even though it's mounted, but you can install Thunar and use that instead so it's probs pretty OK in the end