why are conspiracy theory cars such a thing in america https://twitter.com/Whooping_Jane/status/971040941678235649

@soft_chomps have you heard of the conspiracy theory that once the Aliens take over, they'll switch traffic to be driving on the left side of the road, their secret codes are already printed on the backside of our street signs, our betrayers.

@meena thats a good one

@soft_chomps it's my favourite one

when my fiancée and i only had started dating, i told her about it, then climbed up on a street sign and banged on the backside of it for effect. eyes mad crazy.

she was convinced i believed it.

@meena jfc

@soft_chomps it obviously worked!