Caelyn McAulay @math_foo@witches.town

Visiting the fine sea doggos of pier 39 in SF. I like how they become light brown and fluffy as they dry.

On my way to SFO. I am avoiding travel to the USA in general; but am making this exception for a super queer wedding of two super cute queer femmes.

Just feeling really down today. Facing down this mountain of technical debt at work and feeling like I can't clean it up faster than people are adding to it and like almost no one else cares.

@Andrea *phew*

Euphemism for a gentleman's genitals of the day: 'the boy band'.

Update: Farming Simulator Switch seems to be in between Farming Simulator 17 and Farming Simulator 18.

My heart is warmed by the existence of people who care deeply about getting the correct John Deere tractor in a game.

YouTube just saw fit to advertise 'Farming Simulator Switch' to me. And I am intrigued?? Like, you can pick from over 250 authentic farming vehicles?? And it looks like they are all real brands real models from those brands? I just... didn't know farming simulators were getting that into it.

@mdsherry Well, yes, obviously. Mangoes are already perfect.

Jet legged. Ended up at the grocery store, noticed that there is a 7:2 ratio in hamburger helper varities to tuna helper varities.

Now, I can't stop thinking: 'Does tuna need less help?'

Bonne nuit witches!

Back from three weeks in Japan. Also back on social media after a few months off due to general burn out.

@morganastra partial explanation: sometimes people working in corporate environments aren't allowed to use free things. Having a paid option lets them keep using the thing.

Capitalism is often kinda dumb.

@chernyzvezda you sound in so much pain right now. 😞 I know how bad my migraines can get; but if you get through this, you will have that you got through this. When something physically painful happens to me, I think: 'This isn't as bad as a migraine'.

You are tough and strong and brave to have gotten this far. 💖 <- diamond heart for you, 'cos you are as tough as diamond and twice as sparkly; but unlike diamonds your worth is not dependant on the actions of a cartel.

Tweens of the world, I ask that you stop signing up for Snapchat with my email. I don't know how you think this is going to work.