Material Boy Ⓐ☭ @material_boy@witches.town
matter=stuff :: in for radical randomness and entertaining critique :: low self control :: he/him/greatest chairman
We must gather more shitpostilon!
I'm tempted to just post a random picture of somebody pretty from the net as my #cutewitches selfie, but I guess this would be pointless now that I told you about it.
@Eddie_Catflap lol, I am here to loose my old friends
what life really lacks is a decent user interface
rename local timeline to lolcat timeline plz
getting your ass whipped by whisps is a sad thing
@grime_witch i feel like denying it wouldn't have great credibility
spellchecking is for suckers
@mickmaus I think I remember them from final fantasy something. They were called buel though, which isn't very suprising.
Dude, Pillars of Eternity really tries hard to be as baldurs-gatey as possible. They even recreated the "you have to gather your party before venturing forth" message! That's incredible.
@mickmaus i love it :D
This is the hole I throw mansplainers down. (It's a well, actually)
at some point the population of witches town will surpass 50,000 souls, at which point(*1) it must be re-designated witches city
further, the best strategy to maximize witch density per block is to build donut-shaped zones with points of interest in each "hole"(*2)
also fuck roads, just build rail systems everywhere(*3), witches fly anyway
works cited
(1) snes sim city
(2) snes sim city
(3) snes sim city
@inmysocks it's weird to everyone
@mickmaus Not necessarily, the plain male form is Hexer. Also according to Wikipedia there is Zaubermeister, Drudner, Trudner and Hexerich
Boy you people really dig the sexlife of plants. If I wanted to create a brand-account i'd swtich my account to nasty botanicals now
@deadsuperhero I could make a nasty pun here about how you are a handy container of human sperm but instead I educate you about the fact that seed are not like sperm, but pollen is! haha science!
@Dalmaty RISE OF THE POTATO