mallaidh (dork aspect) @mallaidh@witches.town

why do people not read my bio before following

no even multiples of nine: 🔞

defenestrated timeline

"How do you turn a computer on? I lit candles played some margin gaye and started massaging it with baby oil but nothing happened"

also cleopatra was born in 69 BCE which is even more amazing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_pyramids#Construction_dates

pretty fucked up that cleopatra was alive closer to the existence of mastodon than the construction of most of the egyptian pyramids

i feel like drinkwater would be a very appropriate last name for mastodon

who's that pokemon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLEaeeID_AU

i don't know why i went for the same glasses frames when i got them replaced, the pads on the temples fell off last time and this 2nd pair has had them taped up for a long time

maybe just get new frames with the prescription update

i have a sudden craving for a tektronix 4014
https://witches.town/media/75Mxq3TF0gTmC8Dunfs

When the moon hits your eye like that Caddyshack guy, that's Bill Murray

#include <limits.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define STRNUM(S) strtonum(S,LLONG_MIN,LLONG_MAX,&errstr);\
if ((errstr) != NULL)\
exit(1)

int
main(int argc, char **argv) {
if (argc < 2 || argc > 4)
exit(2);

long long lo, hi, inc;
const char *errstr = NULL;

lo = (argc == 2) ? 1 : STRNUM(argv[1]);

hi = STRNUM(argv[argc - 1]);

inc = (argc < 4) ? 1 : STRNUM(argv[2]);

for (long long i = lo; i <= hi; i += inc)
printf("%lld\n", i);

exit(0);
}

forget K&R, forget kernel style, whitney C style is the best and always will be
http://code.jsoftware.com/wiki/Essays/Incunabulum

mastodon obfuscated c contest, how much can you fit in a toot

static void
incr (char **s0, size_t *s_len)
{
char *s = *s0;
char *endp = s + *s_len - 1;

do
{
if ((*endp)++ < '9')
return;
*endp-- = '0';
}
while (endp >= s);
*--(*s0) = '1';
++*s_len;
}

#include <limits.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define NULLCHK(S) if ((S) != NULL)\
exit(1)

/*
* A basic implementation of seq(1). Supports neither floating-point bounds nor
* custom increment values.
*/
int
main(int argc, char **argv) {
if (argc < 2 || argc > 3)
exit(2);

long long lo, hi;
const char *errstr = NULL;

lo = (argc == 2) ? 1 : strtonum(argv[1], LLONG_MIN, LLONG_MAX, &errstr);
NULLCHK(errstr);

hi = strtonum(argv[argc - 1], LLONG_MIN, LLONG_MAX, &errstr);
NULLCHK(errstr);

for (long long i = lo; i <= hi; i++)
printf("%lld\n", i);

exit(0);
}