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user FlamingHotSexDeer [at] Awoo.Space thinks Mastodon is excellent. here's why you will too

this is what every mastodon promotional piece looks like to me i'm sorry

the joke btw isn't that flaming hot sex deer aren't rad because they can be, it's the irony in trying too hard to dress up as something you're not when it's transparently obvious through the entire infrastructure that we're all a bunch of queer furries