i feel like SHIT GARBAGE
my pal loren schmidt organized a hurricane relief bundle on itch.io and some of my games are in it!!! get in on this action!! https://itch.io/b/195/hurricane-relief-bundle
BROCK LESNAR ONCE ATE THE WORD HAM AND NOBODY COULD USE IT FOR LIKE A MONTH
causal sex
hoo boy just had a panic attack for the first time in a while how you doing
pornography...............on mars
hey science what the fuck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ether_cleavage
i heard.....that...motherfucker....had like....30 goddamn dicks.
i want my wobsite to reflect more of the stuff i do than just games so that's what i'm tryin' to do
i spent most of tonight rebuilding my website with flask+react and, after fiddling to figure out how gunicorn worked without actually being able to run gunicorn on my machine, it's going pretty good!
imagine throwing a dodgeball and it hits a walla nd the meat inside just splatters
my pal mike made a game (https://magresta.itch.io/clutch) where you play as a duck and the main mechanic of the game is quacking and it makes me so happy
just like how in every game where there is a dog you should be able to pet the dog, in every game where you play as an animal there should be a button that just makes that animal's noise
the difference in [pirate voice] engagement on the hurricane bundle tweet vs me just quoting a dril tweet is making me sad
my pal loren schmidt organized a hurricane relief bundle on itch.io and some of my games are in it!!! get in on this action!! https://itch.io/b/195/hurricane-relief-bundle
Hi folks, i just got laid off from my job. I'm a game developer looking for work.
I've worked in Engineering, Design, and QA, at multiple high profile seattle studios on many popular games. i have the skills and experience to match
If you know of anything please get in contact, if not feel free to boost
Portfolio: http://www.unicodeunicorn.com/
Itch.io:
https://hellojed.itch.io/
even in this modern world of flexbox and css frameworks, vertically centering something in css still makes me feel like a golden god
i considered giving some more context but on its own this is honestly one of the funniest things i've ever posted
considering learning the trumpet
i've been kinda feeling like shit about that lately anyway. i spend a lot of time very unproductively looking at like, apartment listings i can't ever feasibly afford.
i'm about to move out to the middle of nowhere which means i'll leave the house even less than i do and have even less autonomy. i am so incredibly sick of depending on other people, of having what i do fundamentally in their hands
i've been sick of it for years though and that's never done anything. harumph.