MOVED @lycaon@witches.town

there's so many fuckin dumbasses who come on here every two months to bitch that their specific pet feature hasn't been implemented or to just be generally grumpy, what are you even doing

what is it about people who never spend time on mastodon that makes them think that they know everything about the place and have all the solutions to the problems because they're the superior brain genius

i have fucking zero time for bullshit performative video game self-loathing where we just whine about how terrible games are and how they'll never be better. fuck that. fuck you.

there is nothing more frustrating to me than when people who themselves prove that the space of things games can be about is so much larger than the space of things games are usually about say bullshit about how games can't be about some arbitrary thing

if you hate this medium so much go do something else you stupid fuck

@masklayer ART

@MegalLobsterFace @HTHR that's like, cybergoth plague doctor

@Rockmeannadeus @MegalLobsterFace me on twitter

me, unironically https://witches.town/media/A-D4XieQWEnLgrTOQJA

jackbox party pack 4 looks cool, though i'm super disappointed there's no tee ko sequel

the games seem kinda half-baked, like they seem like cool ideas but there's obvious weird problems with them. the drawing game (civic doodle) looks neat, in retrospect some kind of exquisite corpse deal is an obvious addition to the party pack

RORIE: what does "NATAS" mean?
JEFF: who can say.

https://witches.town/media/9DClumkZlIqmXXWMep4

@MegalLobsterFace thats what it says on his tombstone

"it would suck ass to have nine uvulas but if you had nine b-holes you could get a lot done." - jeff gerstmann

still can't stop thinking about that guy who was so fucking bad at rootin tootin for the commodore 64

@HTHR this is such a fucking good post

this is what you get when you're friends with @MegalLobsterFace

first i park my time machine

THEN I FUCK MY TIME MACHINE

FIRST I EAT MY GARLIC

THEN I FUCK MY GARLIC

i found this fuckin garbage longplay of rootin tootin for the commodore 64 where the dude just looks at the menu for 40 seconds then dies a bunch without even pushing a button and i'm so mad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1idCj8W2I