**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:20

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:20

heather, who time forgot @HTHR@cybre.space

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of two souls.

these two -- Matt and Brenda -- have been lovers for five years now, and recently they have decided to wed each other and live in eternal marital bliss.

It has been a wild journey to get to this point.

Wicky wild wild.

Wicky wicky wild.

Wicky wild, wicky wicky wild WILD WILD WEST JIM WEST DESPERADO

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:23

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:23

in other news, why does anyone follow me

**kɜ:ʳ 🐉‏ ‮ 💾 ‭** @chr@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:23

**kɜ:ʳ 🐉‏ ‮ 💾 ‭** @chr@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:23

@HTHR meat content

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:23

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:23

@chr i am 100% meat

**MOVED** @lycaon · 2017-10-11T21:24:38Z

MOVED @lycaon

@HTHR @chr imagine a hexagon made entirely of meat

gonna open up a burger joint with hexagonal patties and hexagonal buns and hexagonal fries

11 oct. 2017, 21:24 · 2 · 10

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:25

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:25

@lycaon @chr holy shit

**Ke🅱️in** @KevinMGranger@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 22:17

**Ke🅱️in** @KevinMGranger@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 22:17

@HTHR @chr @lycaon hexafried

**MOVED** @lycaon · 11 oct. 2017, 22:19

**MOVED** @lycaon · 11 oct. 2017, 22:19

@KevinMGranger @HTHR @chr oh my god

**kɜ:ʳ 🐉‏ ‮ 💾 ‭** @chr@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:25

**kɜ:ʳ 🐉‏ ‮ 💾 ‭** @chr@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:25

@lycaon @HTHR bee movie dot txt

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:25

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 21:25

@chr @lycaon FUCK

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 11 oct. 2017, 21:29

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 11 oct. 2017, 21:29

@lycaon @HTHR @chr with the packing efficiency of hexagons as opposed to circles you could fit so many more burgers in a given space!

**Ren** @Nine@mastodon.social · 11 oct. 2017, 21:37

**Ren** @Nine@mastodon.social · 11 oct. 2017, 21:37

@lycaon @HTHR @chr Burger Hexes

**Kara Dreamer (obsolete) ⚧** @kara_dreamer · 11 oct. 2017, 21:50

**Kara Dreamer (obsolete) ⚧** @kara_dreamer · 11 oct. 2017, 21:50

@chr @HTHR @lycaon "Dark Castle"

**MOVED** @lycaon · 11 oct. 2017, 21:51

**MOVED** @lycaon · 11 oct. 2017, 21:51

@kara_dreamer @HTHR @chr oh my god. witchcraft themed white castle. i need this in my life.

**Kara Dreamer (obsolete) ⚧** @kara_dreamer · 11 oct. 2017, 23:45

**Kara Dreamer (obsolete) ⚧** @kara_dreamer · 11 oct. 2017, 23:45

@chr @HTHR @lycaon too bad you'd almost get sued with a name like "Dark Castle" or similar xD

**Kara Dreamer (obsolete) ⚧** @kara_dreamer · 11 oct. 2017, 23:45

**Kara Dreamer (obsolete) ⚧** @kara_dreamer · 11 oct. 2017, 23:45

@lycaon @HTHR @chr *almost certainly

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 23:46

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 23:46

@kara_dreamer @chr @lycaon yeah, that name wouldn't work... i feel like we'd be safe with Goth White Castle though

**MOVED** @lycaon · 11 oct. 2017, 23:48

**MOVED** @lycaon · 11 oct. 2017, 23:48

@HTHR @kara_dreamer @chr God now I'm just thinking of the fucking bit from Nathan for you where he's trying to open "dumb starbucks"

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 23:49

**heather, who time forgot** @HTHR@cybre.space · 11 oct. 2017, 23:49

@lycaon @kara_dreamer @chr check out my new store, Jock McDonald's

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · 11 oct. 2017, 21:57

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · 11 oct. 2017, 21:57

@lycaon @HTHR @chr i'll have you know that as a direct result of this toot, i just impulse purchased on a copy of _Spaceburger_ by Daniel Manus Pinkwater ( library binding edition!!! daaaaaank!)

( why do i keep impulse purchasing out of print surrealist kids books? i really don't know.... )