These are the job requirements for an 8 month contract at microsoft https://mastodon.social/media/vQsOPJxKep5xK4N-EC4
I actually qualify for this fucking laundry list, except for having 2 years as a lead. this makes me an "average" candidate
@hellojed it seems like most job application qualifications these days are just a list of random trendy technologies and some buzzwords with random numbers of years stuck after them
looking for someone who
- knows html, javascript, and css
- has 5+ years of experience with python
- is a dirty bunny who needs to be punished
@Vulpes_Absurda @hellojed there's non erotic roleplay? what's even the point!
@lycaon @hellojed I think it was for none erotic roleplay? I never applied though I didn't have the two years of experience they wanted 😉