These are the job requirements for an 8 month contract at microsoft https://mastodon.social/media/vQsOPJxKep5xK4N-EC4
I actually qualify for this fucking laundry list, except for having 2 years as a lead. this makes me an "average" candidate
@hellojed it seems like most job application qualifications these days are just a list of random trendy technologies and some buzzwords with random numbers of years stuck after them
looking for someone who
- knows html, javascript, and css
- has 5+ years of experience with python
- is a dirty bunny who needs to be punished
@Vulpes_Absurda @hellojed there's non erotic roleplay? what's even the point!
@Vulpes_Absurda @lycaon what happens is microsoft wants someone for a role so instead of hiring someone full time they get a contract quote, they send the job listing out to a bunch of contracting agencies who then spam indeed/linkedin/their entire email contact lists for anyone with matching keywords, then scream at me or call me at all hours of the day (if they have my phone number) to apply
@Vulpes_Absurda @hellojed adventures in late capitalism
@lycaon @hellojed That one sort of reads like a Tumblr post I saw once looking for someone to do Zootopia roleplay with. True story.