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MOVED @lycaon

went to an eye doctor appointment and he told me I had. "nice, young, healthy eyes", which is the creepiest thing anyone has ever said to me

@lycaon that honestly sounds like something somebody who's about to take your eyes would say

@lycaon ah cut him some slack he probably spends all day looking at horrifying degenerated ones

@lycaon please, double check your eyes are still there and are not buttons

anyway the good news is I'm getting new glasses and they're really cute!!!

the bad news is an eyeball demon is going to harvest and eat my eyeballs so I may not need them anymore

@lycaon NICE

seeing well and being cute are fuckin sweet