the only problem with this idea is that i don't think the twitter thread has quite the same level of dialectical specificity as greentext. greentext had all kinds of specific, easily identifiable quirks like the whole

>be me
>be <age>

introduction or the fact that they were always in present tense

twitter threads are mostly written like any other tweet, with the exception of the (n/?) tweet counter and maybe some other stuff i'm not thinking about