i'm ordering pizza for the second time in less than a week and i'm deeply worried that the delivery girl is going to recognize me and then i will spontaneously combust
@lycaon date the pizza delivery girl
"Babe come over with a large pepperoni!"
@lycaon my roommate is convinced that if the delivery person recognizes you and remembered you tipped well, theyll give you free shit
IT WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN LAST TIME I AM SAVED
@lycaon they're definitely starting to recognize me, so you're not alone at least
i might feel more strongly about it if it was a girl... idk...