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i'm ordering pizza for the second time in less than a week and i'm deeply worried that the delivery girl is going to recognize me and then i will spontaneously combust

@lycaon they're definitely starting to recognize me, so you're not alone at least

i might feel more strongly about it if it was a girl... idk...

@lycaon date the pizza delivery girl
"Babe come over with a large pepperoni!"

@lycaon my roommate is convinced that if the delivery person recognizes you and remembered you tipped well, theyll give you free shit

IT WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN LAST TIME I AM SAVED