✨ linguangst ✨ @linguangst@witches.town

i am a soft sweet marceline and i like strong princess buttercup types

oh my god mastodon is a way to be nice but in a chill way to strangers on the internet

this is all i've ever wanted in life time to MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL GOOD

I CAME HERE TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND I'M ALL OUT OF PEPPERMINT BUT NO WORRIES I TOTALLY HAVE OTHER FLAVORS SO HERE HAVE SOME GUM!

It's remarkable the degree to which the Popular  Mechanics piece on #Mastodon misses the point.

Brand confusion/name squatting can be serious problems--IF you're using the platform as a serious marketing tool.

Most of us are here precisely because we were sick of being on a platform that was a serious marketing tool. So maybe the lack of professional tools to promote and protect your brand are mostly a feature (and I say that as an IP lawyer who kinda takes brands seriously).

Hello and #welcome, everyone who's new to Mastodon, there's a CW function on these instances.

CW means Content Warning, and it's not necessarily about "bad" content.
Just things that people may not want to see constantly. Like politics, sports, spoilers to movies etc.

Feel free to apply these generously rather than not.

(note this does not apply on non-mastodon servers)

Rules of mastodon:
1) Do not talk about awoo
2) Do NOT talk about awoo
3) Always be awooing
4) Be a decent human being

@linguangst I did. Phoenix Wright sort of fits the bill but it's not as charming.

The blackwell series is great, but you're not a bird and you help souls to move on instead of solving murders.

Some old graphic adventures make you solve murders or supernatural mysteries. And there's Thimbleweed Park, which is new and makes you solve a murder.

If you enjoy being a bird you can try the late game(like 4th or 5th replay) of Hatoful Boyfriend, though I didn't like it very much.

French users: bonjour

Message to all the non-anglophones:

Please toot in your language as public as you want. Let's share culture. I want to read all your toots.

I want to read EVEEERYTHIIIING.

i am now a member of the coven

yes we are JINX!ing instead of TOOT!ing i love witches.town bless and praise

literally i dare you to find a pic of me not wearing airpods

we have fun here on mastodon, but it's time to level with each other & remember what really matters:

KILL THE E-CELEBS AND TOPPLE THEIR BRANDS

-BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED