✨ linguangst ✨ @linguangst@witches.town

Actually, mastodon is the name of the software. You're thinking of "Mastodon's monster"

my very tooty cat

https://toot.cat/media/2-oh-sJUSNpJ0dITuoA

Fuck I'm already addicted to this goddamn thing

I just realized no one on the gay elephant site has seen my dope tattoo!

they'll pry these toots from my cold dead hands

hello, my name is mastodon

you may have heard of me on such websites as "the verged" and "mashing!"

I may seem scary or weird at first, but I'm actually nice once you get to know me

oh, and one more thing:

bash the fash and eat the rich, comrade

noot
https://witches.town/media/i4hd6YR9lIwDOUHEK6E

682 witches

"what if some mastodon instances choose not to federate with each other ???" worries a twitterer who cut off communications with half the people in their life because they only use facebook

Have some smol friends https://mastodon.social/media/YWNLRd0vIPbMdYc8JyQ

How to describe mastodon for newcomers. https://mastodon.social/media/8z_NwaYBcov_X0ekvMQ

me opening mastodon and braving the tootstorms

@Gargron this whole site, essentially. https://mastodon.social/media/jy0Xgk4w32vyhwZJcd4

https://mastodon.social/media/UqETKFtxTwUUojNRG48

Everyone who just joined is now a leftist furry gamedev sorry I don't make the rules

when you decide to move to another instance that's called a scoot

CONFUSED_DAD.PNG https://mastodon.social/media/c2BC0AVmzSWjANr1ZDA

me: get off mastodon, u have work to do
me to me: oh look someone just boosted one of ur toots

I like being a witch.