Gender repeal party 🎉
Instance idea: anti-fight club
you get into a fight, even once, and you're out
after an hour of frantic googling and dogs shitting on floors, i've killed the power to my entire house in an attempt to reclaim sleep from the maniacal chirping of a seemingly healthy smoke detector. DESPERATE TIMES, ETC.
omg i'm probably super late to this party (end-of-semester drag), but i LOVE our new reply/boost/fave buttons. ✨ PRAISE @Alda ✨
more squeaking cat for your morning/afternoon/evening pleasure
https://witches.town/media/wp0gSbsHjCyMnZkIVUE
leave it to men to ruin all that is good about the world like porn and courtship and the internet
(i also watched the full documentary from 2015 last night which too is exceptional)
rashida jones' new docuseries is making me so angry at men/humans/earth
[seinfeld voice] what's the deal with pineapples?
chuggin' juice, writin' chapters
ty carly rae jepsen for getting my body over the "i should be asleep" hump
ugh witches i have a 70-page document due in 8 hours (it is midnight rn my time). use your magic to keep me awake and productive pls ✨
@spiderrobotpig ANOTHER TOWN OF WITCHES??? ✨
linguangst, the flowering witch.
species: human
broomstick: broom that's always on fire
familiar(s): cat
magic: abomination creation
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omg how is this so accurate tho https://en.shindanmaker.com/620471
easter sunday aka "all of my bigoted extended family wants to spend time with the coolest person in the family which is me and i'm not having it"
1,248 witches
+41 in the last day
+296 in the last week
when faced with the choice between a "kinda meh" brownie or no brownie at all, there was never a choice to be made
*sharply inhales* bernie would ha
i will use my dying breath to argue with a neolib on facebook