friend: woah your parents don't know you're gay yet? I feel like they could have figured it out when you started playing the ukulele at least
me: is ukulele lesbian?
friend: it is when you do it
coming out to parents Afficher plus
coming out to parents Afficher plus
coming out to parents Afficher plus
@what I get so sick of this idea... you can't put yourself in a computer, you can only ever put a copy of yourself in a computer...
I'd still do it, but! it's not immortality for you!
@ansate wise advice
food, nonvegan Afficher plus
O brave egg rock, give me the strength of an egg so I have energy to get out of bed tomorrow morning
@IstariGetUp it really does
@eggshellsailor it really does, doesn’t it
I want to be wrapped up like a mummy and rolled into my bed, where I will lie face down and not move for 26 days
I feel like a pancake that’s been left out in the rain
History is cool and you all should take time to read some books on different historical subjects
@Paperclippe that's so awesome! good job!!
hey, quick life tip for you:
🚫 gaps!!!
🚫 no!!!
🚫 inefficient!!!
🐝 connected.
🐝 straight lines.
🐝 OPTIMIZED.
emotional management Afficher plus
emotional management Afficher plus
emotional management Afficher plus
be the mutation you want to see in the biosphere.
@Keltoi thank you! I love the frog