Do any of you have a crime bucket list? Like... crimes you wanna commit before you die? Don't answer if it's murder!
Mine are shoplifting and defacing of government property.
*dreamy sigh*
One day...
@Alterici I want to chop a streetlight down like a tree
@Alterici most of the pettier crimes I wanted to do I've already done lol
@linen Nice!
@linen That sounds cathartic.
@Alterici yeah! it would slooooowly fall down, dragging the attached wires down along with it (and maybe, if I was lucky, also pull down the poles beside it??)
@Alterici most of the pettier crimes I wanted to do I've already done lol