@crazylemon you've solved it! or just have a computer you never connect to the internet, or plug any flash drives into, or attach a microphone to, or, or, (computer security makes me so so tired)

I tried logging my dreams for a while, but a lot of my dreams are heavily plotted science fiction dystopian nightmares, and it turned out I didn't actually want to remember them :/ have you had much luck with lucid dreaming?