➡️ http://cybre.space/@lifning @lifning@witches.town

it's fucked up that apple has made a phone so large it can only be used by giants. see the man tiny beneath the phone. he could never use it https://cybre.space/media/Te0s4EsjpCZsiZYAlZk

I'm not going to name names who said this, because I'm sure you'll figure it out soon, but, cybre.space's owner is NOT misogynistic, and it is NOT a bad instance.

I have always appreciated the fact that Fred Schneider lives in a 'verse where people keep their jukebox money separate from their other less fun money.

Remember, moderation is a full time job.

It is a skill that is acquired with training and experience.

If you think it's easy, you NEED to look up the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Actually learn what it is, not just use it as a way to insult people you think are stupid.

Then come back and realize that when social media professionals are telling you that your mod practices are inviting abuse, then YOUR MOD PRACTICES ARE INVITING ABUSE. It isn't an insult, it's a warning.

Regarding the A.P. blocking and their response: first of all, I think it was super shitty of them to make their statement public, since Ginny had kept the block announcement private to our users. But much more importantly, that statement is a HUGE mischaracterization of what happened. It's incredibly, toxically dishonest & seems like a deliberate attempt to gaslight Ginny, harm her reputation, & beat the truth to the finish lines with lies.

Hey hey hey @zandra's Squid Maids book is out now!! Go buy it, it's really good and genderfeels-y :D https://zandravandra.itch.io/squidmaids

DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS

open source desktop apps: usually better, use them, having the source is really useful in general, people innovate and do cool stuff
open source 'platforms': this is where social effects are more important than the source

"hey, now. why the long face?"
"because longer passwords are more secure"

so we looked at the data, and what we found surprised us: the data looked back.

eyes formed from curling graphs and peered upon us, like the abyss gazing out, and we understood then the creature who slumbers and waits beyond the veil, She Who Will Vore Us All, and we pledged ourselves to her hungry cause.

anyway don't forget to like and subscribe!

boost if you still use print statements as debug

there aren't enough iconic women mad scientists, are there? you think "mad scientist" and all the big examples that spring to mind are guys. Rotwang from "Metropolis", Dr. Frankenstein, Herbert West, that guy that John Astin voiced in the the Killer Tomatoes cartoon...

I mean, I suppose there's always Dr. Alphys, if you prefer that interpretation of her

https://www.deviantart.com/art/UF-This-Won-t-Hurt-a-Bit-Trade-615586943 https://witches.town/media/aSnqORAMOvVYfnZvw-Y

Sometimes I think the Onion purposely does an article that's not ***quite*** funny, but has a reasonable chance of coming true.

http://www.theonion.com/article/report-new-iphone-will-no-longer-secretly-record-e-56914

😻 @eff kittens 😼🌈💕 #WeGotThis https://www.instagram.com/p/BY84jwanX3i/ https://t.co/Ag43TCNxyJ

physician, tag thyself

fuck your 1MB javascript bundle i literally have 10kB/s

i've been LOADING A SINGLE PAGE FOR OVER A MINUTE send help

in an extreme version of church-turing theory, one could argue that there is actually only one computer, and every computer is an emulator of that

don't let apple scan your face geniuses

Hold up, that new apple watch they're hyping has a battery life of 18 hours

Not a typo, 18 hours

Less than a fucking day

At that point you may as well just make a desk clock because it's bloody useless as a watch