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If Daft Punk release a demo is it a

Draft Punk

chr broke yet another thing.

Happy new year!
where happy means homosexual.

cuties being cute with eachother. boost if you agree

tired: p*tain!
wired: purée!
inspired: bon sang!
enlightened: palsambleu!
ascended: cochon de bois!

The mastodon stages:

1: getting used to the interface

2: discovering that most people are just people, engaged in everyday adventures, big & small

3: the allure of the notification sound

4: a gradual getting used to the fact that not everything is about US politics, and that it's okay to filter it out on a macro level

5: a quiet moment when you think "there can still be poetry in this world"

6: some sort of reconciliation with the quantum magic that is the federated timeline

7: pineapples

Fish are a social construct.

tired: showering
wired: singing in the shower
enlightened: practising Old Norse conjugation in the shower

Small brain: having porn bookmarks on your browser toolbar

Expanding brain: having your porn locally saved in a folder called "porn"

Space brain: having your porn as a randomly shuffling desktop background

honest terms of service:

1. i have no fucking clue and can't afford a lawyer please send help i'm just a programmer
2. uh i decline all (all) responsibility about anything and you can't sue me (idk i hope it works)
3. why am i doing this fuck capitalism and fuck me o fuck everything is awful

Subtoot; FLOSS culture Afficher plus

Oh nickel j'ai dépassé les 50 000 entre hier soir et maintenant

On a joué à un jeu Cthtulhu mais j'ai le regret de vous annoncer que le monde a plongé dans la folie 😐

waking up in 2018 with my girlfriend in my arms and a kitty in my lap

and i can't help but feel blessed