{.Ⓐ’luluen} /ɛllwən/ a changé de compte pour @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me :
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{.Ⓐ’luluen} /ɛllwən/ @lanodan_wtch@witches.town

not at 34c3 anymore so I changed my display name

also increased the limit to 300chars because ugh I can't be bothered to work to make it fit

If Daft Punk release a demo is it a

Draft Punk

@AirDur faudrat faire des stats, mon laptop est loin sinon y'aurais déjà la réponse...

chr broke yet another thing.

Happy new year!
where happy means homosexual.

cuties being cute with eachother. boost if you agree

tired: p*tain!
wired: purée!
inspired: bon sang!
enlightened: palsambleu!
ascended: cochon de bois!

The mastodon stages:

1: getting used to the interface

2: discovering that most people are just people, engaged in everyday adventures, big & small

3: the allure of the notification sound

4: a gradual getting used to the fact that not everything is about US politics, and that it's okay to filter it out on a macro level

5: a quiet moment when you think "there can still be poetry in this world"

6: some sort of reconciliation with the quantum magic that is the federated timeline

7: pineapples

Fish are a social construct.

tired: showering
wired: singing in the shower
enlightened: practising Old Norse conjugation in the shower

Small brain: having porn bookmarks on your browser toolbar

Expanding brain: having your porn locally saved in a folder called "porn"

Space brain: having your porn as a randomly shuffling desktop background

honest terms of service:

1. i have no fucking clue and can't afford a lawyer please send help i'm just a programmer
2. uh i decline all (all) responsibility about anything and you can't sue me (idk i hope it works)
3. why am i doing this fuck capitalism and fuck me o fuck everything is awful

@AliceinCrystalTokyo C’est parceque tu es gay.
{image: “I can’t get up I’m gay” K-on}

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