Chaopale Lamecarlate 🐾 @lamecarlate@witches.town

Your son has had an imaginary friend since he was little. As he got older, she became his imaginary girlfriend, then his imaginary wife. One day, you've had enough of his delusions. You go over to his house, and are greeted at the door by your imaginary grandchild.
#writingprompts #writing

@Chiffon https://mastodon.xyz/media/BOtK5w17E9j71peO7RA

Le Service Historique de la Défense a mis en ligne les actes de décès des soldats morts pendant la Première Guerre Mondiale sur le site Mémoire des hommes. Il y a la possibilité d'indexer ces fiches qui sont au format image. Plus d'un million de fiches ont déjà été indexées. Or, de nombreuses fiches restent à faire, notamment celles de soldats venant des colonies.

Si ça vous dit de participer:
- Il faut se créer un compte sur le site (gratuit)
- Moteur de recherche: http://www.memoiredeshommes.sga.defense.gouv.fr/fr/arkotheque/client/mdh/base_morts_pour_la_france_premiere_guerre/ (possibilité de trier par pays de naissance)
- Sur la page de résultats: cliquer sur "Images" puis "ajouter une annotation" sur la page qui s'ouvre

Bonjour Fediverse! Est ce que l'un.e d'entre vous connaîtrait un bonne PME, fiable, en Rhône-Alpes capable tirer des câbles réseau et de faire des baies propres? Nous avons eu tellement de déconvenues avec de grosses boites genre eiffage (mais quelle idee aussi!!) que ça en devient décourageant...
Retoot apprécié

I just had somebody ask me why I still use Mozilla Firefox instead of Google Chrome.

I told them, "First, I don't trust Google. Second, Firefox has NoScript, and Chrome doesn't. NoScript lets me block third-party JavaScript so that I can use the web without dealing with ads and spyware."

And, naturally, their reaction is, "Muh ad revenues!"

As if their dependence on an intrusive and outdated business model was MY problem.

@Felthry @Lioness Behold! Blanket dragon! :D

(Source: https://twitter.com/oma_ru_maru/status/902884815023644674)

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In Hell, time does not pass in a way that can be measured in days or years. But it took 42579 strikes with the wooden sword before the Devil gave up and released the old woman.
3/3

"I found the scrap of soul you have in you, I stole a breath from... never mind. She sold her soul to bring you alive, and keep you safe."
"Safe?"
"She struck a hard bargain. You are immensely strong, immortal, invulnerable," the Devil laughed again, "and you'll live forever knowing she is- Ow!"
The teddy bear hit him again.
"Stop! What are you doing?"
The teddy bear grinned. "I have an eternity to hit you."
2/3

The Devil looked down. A small teddybear with a wooden sword was hitting his leg.
"What do you want?"
The teddy bear pointed at an old woman's soul, toiling in the fires. "I want my friend back."
"You're welcome to join her."
"You took her soul."
The Devil shook his head. "She sold it."
"For what?"
"Oh?" The Devil laughed. "She didn't tell you?"
"What?" The teddy bear raised his sword. "Tell me what?"
1/3

Ursula Le Guin has died 😢

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/23/obituaries/ursula-k-le-guin-acclaimed-for-her-fantasy-fiction-is-dead-at-88.html

Ursula K. Le Guin was a treasure. She replied to one of my letters when I was in college, and I was grinning for days.

some ideas for ways to honour Ursula K. LeGuin:

- punch a fascist
- pet a cat
- invent a gender
- join a collective
- have an orgy
- run for city council
- live in the woods
- protest in the streets
- dream

Quelqu'un sait pourquoi aleph.land est bloqué sur witches ?

y'a d'autres gens adultes que moi qui veulent pas / plus apprendre à conduire ? que j'me sente un peu moins seule

vraiment si je trouver une personne pour m'heberger sur Lille pendant 3 nuit je repart jeudi en bus... la journee je serais dans Lille a visiter ou avec mon mec...

vraiment je passerais un de mes meilleurs anniversaire si c'etait possible <3
ca serais du 29 au 1er fevrier
rt svp