Jenny H @lambdagrrl@witches.town

I am ill :(

Ok I know my kitchen is a mess but I did /not/ expect to find a friggin /tree branch/ in there.

Yet another gig where "Doors" is listed in the schedule but nobody even *tries* to play "Light My Fire"

If a girl lets you sit on her lap while she does things to you does that make her a "lap top"?

I'm every coulomb! (It's all in me...)

*zap*

How the heck is there no relationship between Charlie Chalk and Chuck E. Cheese?

Tfw you see a tla and ur like wtf

- Houston, the eagle has landed.
- ...Houston, come in. Can eagles breathe on the moon?
- ...
- Houston, we have a problem.

I wonder what it's like to recognise the references normal people make

Last night I was on the tram listening to two women talk about how kids shows are all happy-happy-joy-joy these days and I'm thinking "you obviously haven't heard of Steven Universe"

Part of me wants to compile a book of trans songs. Anyone want me to transcribe their music?

I have been writing some of my songs up as sheet music recently. Because open culture or something.

wait ecuador just means "equator", wow that's lazy

What an utterly shit day

If John Belushi married the woman from Legally Blonde would they be Jake and Elle Woods-Blues?

the water heater in my flat has been hissing for a while even when turned off, now it is hissing even louder and there is water on the surface by it and i am panicking argh

oh yay my uni wants £3k from me for being disabled

I appear to have levelled up my songwriting. I just wrote a song with.... metaphor

every time I am tired the part of me that never left my secondary school french lessons reminds me that I am "fatty-gay"

Q. What's the difference between an evil genius and someone with a speech impediment?
A. One Schemes, while the other LISPs.